remember back in the day.....you'd be on the playground at recess playin' kickball, tetherball, or wall ball. and someone would get mad cause they got beat, the next thang you hear is......YO MAMA! awwww, no he didn't......everybody circled around you two cause it's bout' to go down right here right now! for y'all that don't know.....when yo momma is put in ANY sentence, a fight bout' to break out! before we started fightin, remember we would go round and round in circles for minutes (it seemed) until the first punch was thrown and it would go to the ground, then the teacher showed up. i had so much fun as a kid!!!
here's a few throwback momma jokes we was fightin' over:
1) yo momma so fat, she had to iron her clothes on the driveway!
2) yo momma so black, the teacher marked her absent at night school!
3) yo momma so fat, she wore a vcr as a beeper! classic
4) yo momma so black, if she put on orange lipstick....she look like a cheeseburger!
comment if you got one or two.
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Ahhh ha ha ha!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!
Do you remember these:
Your momma's so big that when she wears a red dress, all the kids scream, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Your momma's so old that Moses is in her yearbook
peter- the kool-aid is a classic! i forgot bout that one.
I don't even dare! ;0)
ok, ok...
...when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
...when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
...she's once, twice, three times a lady.
Here's a link...
http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm
Yo mama so fat... she gets a family discount for riding the bus!!!
Y'all need Jesus!
Wrong funny but wrong. =)
I got one: yo mama is so fat her blood type is ragu.
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